Funny Joke?
also a smart strategy you can use if u ever find yourself in this situation….
one day a lawyer was driving down the road in his mercedes when a farmer driving a tractor crashed into him, but luckily no one got hurt, unluckily, the mercedes was damaged. so the lawyer called the police to settle this
Lawyer: you’re going to have to pay me thousands of dollars since its your fault
Farmer: I know I know i feel terrible
Lawyer: good
Farmer: tell you what i have a bottle of wine in my trunk, have a drink my treat
Lawyer: ok ok sure
so the laywer had his good long drink
soon the police came and asked about what happens
Laywer: its all his fault, he crashed into ME
Police: WE’ll be the judge of that
the lawyer realized his fatal mistake as the police took out the DUI testing stuff…
February 28th, 2010 at 8:53 pm
I get it, but you didn’t end it off with a humorous bang. The punchline was unclear……..?
February 28th, 2010 at 9:29 pm
ha! busted!
March 1st, 2010 at 12:19 am
maybe -farmers a puritan and does not drink but willing to stay and enjoy the liars moment then come the cops and the farmer say’s if he were’nt drunk i coulda prevented the accident ….
March 1st, 2010 at 6:46 am
sad
March 1st, 2010 at 12:25 pm
the organized version is much better…but this still gets the job done…i guess
March 1st, 2010 at 2:03 pm
ive heard one similar to that but its still good
March 1st, 2010 at 3:35 pm
I get it.
Plus he was drinking wine so it looked like he was drunk.
March 1st, 2010 at 8:57 pm
CRAP
March 2nd, 2010 at 3:29 am
it was okay
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:07 am
lol…..Not!